骂人英文个性签名
1、你怎么说话也不利落，老跟含着狗粮似的。
You don't speak well, old with dog food.
2、你光着身子追我两公里，我回一次头都算我是流氓！
You're chasing me two kilometers, and I think I'm a hooligan for the first time.
3、你绝对是你妈亲生的，不然你妈怎么会养你这么个混账东西。
You are your mother's own, or how your mother will raise you a motherfucker.
4、你妈生你都还要缓冲，勉强缓冲也就算了，偏要在缓冲。的时候死机了。
You all have to buffer your mother, and even if it's just a buffer. It's time to die.
5、所谓成熟，就是越来越发觉以前的自己是个傻逼。
What is more and more mature, find myself is an idiot.
6、你这个不要脸的负心汉，只配与脸皮有一丈厚的贱人做伴。
You shameless man with only one feet thick skinned and Bitch.
7、我只想劝劝你妈，趁早买条链子把你拴起来吧，省得大白天的乱咬人。
I want to persuade you to buy a chain to mom, as you tie up, save the day Luanyao people.
8、不得不感叹，你真是屌丝中的极品，我佩服之至。
I have to sigh, you are the best of Diao silk, I admire it.
9、你跟猪肯定是近亲，要不怎么猪身上的特制你都具备呢！
You must be a close relative with a pig, or you have a special pig on your body.
10、你看我对你多好，知道你不要脸，没有脸，我就把我的脸借给你了。
You see how nice I am to you. I know that you don't have a face and no face, I'll lend you my face.
11、上帝给了你一副抱歉的脸庞，还忘了说声抱歉！
God gave you a sorry face, and forgot to say sorry!
12、姑娘，你可以没身材，可以没脸蛋，但绝不可以没眼光。
Girl, you can't be in shape, you can't have a face, but you can never have a blind eye.
13、你那骚货样，脑袋上长痔疮，早应该把你方世界怪物博览会上的！
You show that the samples, head long hemorrhoids, early should put you on the monster world expo!
14、你这么爱捡破烂你怎么不再回收利用下你爸呢？
How do you pick up your dad so much? How can you stop using your dad?
15、你他大爷的难道口味重到爱看凤姐腆脸扒奶当众骂娘？
He is the uncle you love to taste heavy Xifeng shy face grilled milk in us?
16、你长得让我实在不敢恭维，只要你一出现就引起人民公愤的骚动。
You must let me really flattered, as long as you appeared to cause people's public uproar.
17、从生物学上来讲，你根本没有一点杂种优势。
In biology, you don't have a little heterosis at all.
18、看看你那脸皮，看你那脸，火星撞你的脸还要被反弹。
Look at your face, look at your face, and Mars will bump into your face and be bounced.
19、你是吃饱了撑的到处去大放厥词以显示自己的素质有多低是吧？
You are enough to go around to show their quality talk a lot of nonsense is how low?
20、树不要皮，必死无疑，人不要脸，天下无敌。
Trees do not bark, no doubt, people shameless invincible.
21、拜托你别那么脑残好吗？你简直就是丢了中国人的脸。
Please don't be so idiotic good? You just lost the face of the Chinese.
22、看你那骚样，天生就做小三的命，你妈杂生了你一个狐狸精啊？
You see that our sample, naturally do mistress life, your mother heterozygous you a fox?
23、听你说话，一种智商上的优越感油然而生！
Listen to you, a sense of superiority in IQ!
24、唾沫是用来数钞票的和骂人的，励志网http://wWw.qqZf.cN/不是用来讲道理的！
Spittle is used to count and swear, not to justification!
25、你们的骚逼外婆长得像一头刚刚被轮奸的老母猪没人愿意要。
Your grandmother grows like an old sow who has just been gang raped and no one wants to.
26、如果你有本事，现在就不会在这啃泥巴了。
If you have the ability, you won't be chewing the mud here.
27、沉积千年的腐植质，科学家也不敢研究的原始物种。
A thousand years of humus, a primitive species that scientists do not dare to study.
28、和你分手又找你聊天算什么？吃回头草了吗？抱歉，涨价了。
And you break up and talk to you and talk about what? Eat the grass? I'm sorry, the price is rising.
29、你个数典忘祖无耻无知猥琐恶心的物品！
You are a shameless attempt to erase ignorance wretched disgusting things!
The man's hand is not used to hit a woman, it is used to play the world!
31、再华丽的笑，也掩盖不了内心的忧郁与烦躁！
Again the gorgeous smile, also can not hide the heart of melancholy and irritability!
32、你有一段很长的恋爱史，贯穿你的一生，那就是自恋。
You have a long history of love, throughout your life, that is narcissism.
33、群众的眼睛是雪亮的，就你这样的狗，真是亮瞎了群众的眼睛。
People's eyes are sharp, you such a dog is really bright blind people's eyes.
34、谁说你和凤姐一样，我看你都已经打败她了。
Who says you and I, I think you have to beat her.
35、大多数人想要改造这个世界，但却罕有人想改造自己。
Most people want to change the world, but few people want to transform themselves.
36、我必须是你以后的伴娘，你孩子的干妈以及你一辈子的死党。
I must be after your bridesmaids, your child's godmother and best friend of your life.
37、别说对不起，是我狗眼瞎，我祝你们幸福。
Don't say sorry, it's my dog's eyes. I wish you happiness.
38、你现在是不是特别缺钱，所以你的智商才被影响了。
Are you particularly short of money now, so your IQ is affected.
39、算完工资的涨幅后再算算猪肉的，就会发现自己连猪都不如。
The wage increase after take pork, you will find yourself even do not like pigs.
40、你没有做正室的资格，只能永远做见不得光的小三。
Do you have wife qualifications, can always do not see the light of the mistress.
41、就你这飞禽走兽的长相，国家没给你颁个奖实在是太可惜了。
Would you like the birds and animals, the state did not give you a prize is really too bad.
42、一看你这幅模样就知道你是吃翔长大的，要不然怎么长得那么寒碜人呢？
A look at this picture look you will know that you are to eat Xiang grow up, or how long so poor people?
43、你不觉得你已经到了天下无敌不要脸的状态了么？
Don't you think you have to state the shameless invincible?
44、你是从泰国来的还是被骂人不带脏字阉了，说话嗲里嗲气。
Are you from Thailand or by the curse without dirty castrated, speak in Dia dia gas.
45、你妈跟非洲野驴怎么生下你这个骡子？你爹是怎么操非洲野猪操了你！
Your mother tells how the African wild ass gave birth to you this mule? How do your father fuck you with the African wild boar!
46、你别逼我在我和你全家之间加动词或者是名词啊。
You don't have to force me to add verbs or nouns between me and your family.
47、像你这么贱的人还要脸干嘛，不如把脸丢进臭水沟里面去。
It's better to put your face in the ditch like you are so cheap.
48、别以为你戴着个眼镜涂个指甲就可以演城市聊斋，你还没那个资格。
Don't think you can play the city of a city with a pair of glasses. You don't have that qualification.
49、瞧你长的那样，老么卡哧眼儿，哪个能看上你？
You look so long, old Yao Chi card, which you can watch?
50、扁扁这个名字特别适合你，因为和你的身材特别的应景。
The name of this flat is very suitable for you, because your body and special occasion.
51、从生理角度上讲，你很像木头桩子，从结构上讲，你很像电线杆子。
From a physiological perspective, you are like a wooden stake, structurally, you are like a wire pole.
52、都说吃鱼补脑，你得吃多少鲸鱼才补得起来啊。
Said the fish brain, you have to eat how much whale only fill up ah.
53、知道老子为什么要写道德经么？为什么？因为老子愿意！
Do you know why Lao Tzu wrote moral classics? Why? Because Lao Tzu is willing!
54、早回家的男人，讲故事给老婆听；晚回家的男人，编故事给老婆听。
The man who goes home early, tells a story to his wife; the man who comes home late, makes a story to his wife.
55、人人都说你丑，其实我知道你只是美得不明显。
Everyone says you are ugly, but I know you are just not beautiful.
56、你才非主流！你全家非主流！你妈黒袜子！你爸锡纸头！
You are not the mainstream! Your family is not the mainstream! You fucking black socks! Your dad tin paper!
57、长真梦幻，一脸的模糊不清，真是美轮美奂啊！不当人妖可惜了。
Long is the dream, a blurred face, is really magnificent! It's a pity to be a bad man.
58、你居然敢说自己纯洁？瞧你那眼神就透着浑浊。
How dare you say you're pure? Look, your eyes are cloudy.
59、自己选择45°仰视别人，就休怪他人135°俯视着看你。
Choose 45 degrees from others, Hugh Johnson, others see you looking down at 135 degrees.
60、听说昨晚你妈因为吃了你爸的屎而死，我想确认一下有没有这事。
I heard that last night your mother died of eating your dad's shit. I'd like to make sure there's nothing wrong with it.
61、不要拿你的迟钝的反应来挑战哥飘移的速度。
Don't take your slow reaction to challenge the speed of the brother.
62、女人喜欢长的坏坏的男人，并不是喜欢长坏了的男人。
Women like long and bad men, not like long bad men.
63、如果您遇到什么人这样骂你了。你说不出话来。我也可以帮你想。
If you meet someone so scolding you. You can't speak. I can think of it for you, too.
64、据我观察，你妈应该是驴，你爸应该是龟吧？
According to my observation, your mother should be a donkey. Should your father be a tortoise?
65、人和猪的区别就是：猪一直是猪，而人有时却不是人！
The difference between a man and a pig is that a pig is always a pig, and a man is sometimes not a man.
66、只是骂到你面红耳赤你就该偷笑了，不要逼我骂到你体无完肤！
You may just scold you should laugh, don't force me to scold you injured all over the body!
67、你可真够贱的，连马路上的流浪汉都不放过。
You are really cheap, even the tramps on the road are not allowed to pass.
68、像你这种人人讨厌的臭垃圾，就连外太空都不欢迎你。
It doesn't even welcome you in outer space, like your unpleasant odor.
69、折腾不完的爱，最后只剩下怨言，别嫌烦。
Do not finish the love, the last only the rest of the grumble, don't be annoyed.
70、你终于想明白了啊？！今天出门终于记得吃了药了。
You finally want to understand?! I finally remember taking the medicine out of the house today.
71、您能别说话了么，这声音比刮黑板的还刺耳，我聋了您负责？
Can you stop talking, the sound is more harsh than the blackboard, I'm deaf and you are responsible for it?
72、你就是一坨屎，放在哪里哪里就臭气熏天。
You are a piece of shit, where there is stinking.
73、我要的是属于自己的天空，不是你所给的，明白麽？
What I want is the sky that belongs to me, not what you give, OK?
74、我已经没有勇气对你说好话了，说多了我怕我以后下地狱啊。
I don't have the courage to say good words to you. I'm afraid I'm afraid I'll go to hell later.
75、长得就像斜塔，智商就是比萨一词反过来。
It's like a pylon, and the IQ is the reverse of the word pizza.
If my life is a movie, you are the ad that pops out.
77、这么自以为是，不理别人，也不知道你是不是洗洁精吃多了？
So self righteous, ignore others, do not know you are not clean and clean eat more?
78、突然收到一封信，原来你玛是小聘，一次意外盼监禁，老脸上头烙钢印。
Suddenly received a letter, you and is employed, an accident to prison, it burned face seal.
79、我低着头，沉默不语，不是谦虚，而是在找砖头。
I lowered my head, I was silent, not modesty, but I was looking for a brick.
80、没文化至少要有人话嘛，连人都算不上了还说什么人话嘛！
No culture at least have to have people, even people can not count on what people say.
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