英文个性签名骂人
1、翻开情书看过去，鼻涕眼泪甩一地，大肠干燥还便秘，操回你姐算艳遇。
Open the love letter to see the past, snot tears dump, large intestine dry and constipation, back to your sister to calculate the adventure.
2、你要是再欺负我我就诅咒你，下辈子变成我儿子。
If you bully me again, I'll curse you and be my son in the next life.
3、既然你都知道自己是个什么东西了，说明就还可以拯救的。
Since you know what you are, the explanation can be saved.
4、人本初，性本善，锅里煮个大鸡蛋，给我吃我就干，不给我吃咱就散。
People first, good in nature, the pot a big egg, give me to eat I do, don't give me food I go.
5、小三不要认为头上顶坨屎，自己就是金刚葫芦娃。
Small three do not think of the top Tuo shit, it is the golden gourd gourd.
6、难得你能这么委曲求全，不知道你这是想求财还是求享受。
If you don't know if you can be so I want to ask or to enjoy this is.
7、化再浓的妆也遮不了脸上那些恶心的皱纹，所以，就别浪费化妆品了。
The heavy make-up can't cover up the disgusting wrinkles on your face, so don't waste the cosmetics.
8、笑什么笑？笑的那样子跟得了糖尿病喝糖尿似的。
What do you laugh at? The smile is like diabetes and diabetes.
9、你这农村狐狸，你带个墨镜涂个指甲油还想演城市聊斋啊！
You are a rural fox, you have a dark mirror and a nail polish, and you want to play the city of a city.
10、你得了精神病不要出来，长得丑不要吓人，脑袋有问题不要破坏文明。
You have a mental illness and don't come out. Don't be scary to grow ugly. There is a problem in your head not to destroy civilization.
11、恶心妈妈抱着恶心哭，为什么呢？因为恶心死了。
The nausea and crying of nauseous mother, why? Because of the nausea.
12、忍一会叫执着，忍久了叫固执，忍得很久很久就是个SB了。
Forbearance is called insistence, endure long to call stubbornly stubbornly, bear for a long time is a SB.
13、给你点阳光你就灿烂、给你点洪水你就泛滥、给你个妓女你也想上！
Give you some sunshine and you will be brilliant. Give you a flood and you will be overflowing and you want to go to a prostitute.
14、你家给你吃什么啦？可以把人的脸皮吃得这么厚！
What did your family eat for you? You can eat a man's face so thick!
15、你以为你很娇贵吗？省得我浪费口水，我的口水是数钱的。
Do you think you are very delicate? Save my mouth water, my mouth water is a lot of money.
16、自从在某地邂逅了你之后，我只想高歌一曲“啊！多么痛的领悟”。
Since I met you somewhere, I just want to sing a song "ah!" What a painful understanding.
17、你和杨幂一个是坦荡荡，励志网http://wWw.qqZf.cN/一个是一波激起千层浪。
You and Yang Mi are very frank, one is a wave of waves.
18、每次站你旁边我手机都没信号，走到马路上都看不到太阳！
Every time I'm standing next to you, my cell phone doesn't signal, and you can't see the sun on the road!
19、虽然你总是把自己打扮地人模人样，也掩盖不住你那丧家犬的气势。
Although you always put yourself up to the kind of people who die, can not hide your lost dog momentum.
20、你若先走了，转身时就不要怪我也在背对着你。
If you go first, do not blame me on your back to you when you turn around.
21、像你这种人在连续剧里，最多只能活2集，而且还是死尸。
Like you, you can only live 2 episodes in a series, and it's still a dead body.
22、你敢抢我男人，我要是被逼死，那就一起死，我得不到，你也别想。
You dare to rob my man, if I were beaten to death, it will die together, I do not, you don't want.
23、你他妈的是狗娘养的，要不然怎么是一副狗样。
You're fucking a bitch, otherwise it's a dog.
24、看见你就好像看见市场上快下市的小青菜，5毛钱一大把。
See you as if you see the small green vegetables in the market on the market, 5 cents a lot of money.
25、你这个半身不遂的东西，给你一点脸你就不知道自己是什么东西了？
You're the hemiplegia things, give you a face you would not know what things?
26、我还以为你TM是草船呢，天天要去找别人犯贱！
I thought you TM is grass boat, every day to look for someone else!
27、你这个冒牌货还敢跟我叫板，我一脚将你踢回垃圾堆里去。
You dare to tell me this fake challenge, I will kick you back the trash.
28、你也不嫌丢人？看你那蠢样的样，说你傻都还侮辱了猪八戒他祖宗。
You're not disgraced, too? Look at your stupid sample and say you're silly to insult the pig.
29、说话都不利落，老跟含着狗粮似的，真是个大畜牲。
Speak not neat, old and holds the dog food, is really a big beast.
30、所以系统自动屏障。系统提醒：由于该用户的签名过于共性。
So the system is automatic. System reminding: because the user's signature is too common.
31、每天爱你多一些，你管你哥还叫爹，你爷突然把嘴撅，要和你玛两情约。
Love you a little more every day, you call your brother also called daddy, you suddenly pout your mouth, and you want to make an appointment with two.
32、损毁亚洲同胞名声的祸害，祖先为之蒙羞的子孙。
The scourge of damage to the reputation of the Asian compatriots, the descendants of the ancestors who were disgraced by their ancestors.
33、就你那飞机坪也想和芙蓉姐姐比身材，真是出门没带脑子。
You want to Ping the plane and sister than the body, really did not bring out the brain.
34、地球是不是已经容不下你这种碳水化合物了？你是要向全人类宣战啊你？
Is the earth not ready for your carbohydrates? Do you want to declare war to all human beings?
35、过去我的爱情就像侏儒，被一株灌木就给吊死了。
In the past, my love was like a dwarf, and was hanged by a shrub.
36、你是有多禽兽呀，连猩猩你都下得去手，真他妈的不是人。
You are a lot of animals and animals, even the orangutan you have to go to the hand, the mother is not a man.
37、清明时节雨纷纷，路上行人欲断魂；你妈半夜来找我，搞了几天都不疼！
Qingming rain have, the pedestrian on the road in the middle of the night; your mother came to me, do not pain for a few days!
38、你个畜生、挨千刀的，养一条狗十多年都比你强。
You are a beast, a thousand knives, and a dog is better than you for more than 10 years.
39、鸭子太嚣张，兔子太多嘴，螃蟹全是腿，你是猪，你很乖。
The duck is too arrogant, the rabbit too much, crab legs, you are a pig, you're good.
40、你是谁家的狗啊？真丑！你都不会觉得不好意思啊？还是你已经丑惯。
Whose dog are you? How ugly! Don't you feel embarrassed? Or you're so ugly.
41、有的人啊，总是觉得自己有点身材就出来当婊子。
Some people, always feel that they have a little figure to come out as bitches.
42、你这副娘娘腔样，就连我家的猪狗都看不上你，你还是趁早了结了吧！
Do you like this pair of sissy even pigs and dogs are my family, don't you, you soon!
43、长得就这么贱了，你怎么就不擦点粉掩饰掩饰呢！
It's so cheap, why don't you wipe out some powder and hide it!
44、爱的见证，遗落在床单上的白颜色液体。还是罪责的源泉。
Witness of love, lost in the sheets of white color liquid. It is also the source of guilt.
45、整天跟这个关系好，那个关系好，到头来不过你在别人眼里算什么呢。
It's a good relationship all day, and the relationship is good, but what do you think of you in the eyes of others.
46、你脸皮真薄，薄到我从来都没看见过你的脸在哪。
You have a thin skin, so thin that I never see where your face is.
47、整天想法设法把眼睛画的这么大，是为了去拍午夜凶铃啊！
All the idea of trying the eyes so big, in order to take the ring!
48、你就是由蛤蟆退化而来的怪物，全身上下没有一处让人看起舒服的地方。
You are the monster that has been degraded by the toad. There is no place to make people feel comfortable all over the body.
49、人长得贱就算了，嘴巴还这么贱，活该你没人要。
People are cheap, and their mouth is so cheap that you don't want anyone.
50、春天都过了，你还在发春做什么，原来发春不分季节的啊。
Spring has passed, you are still in the spring to do what, the original spring does not divide the season.
51、你别整天没事拿着你姐姐你妈的裤头，发泄你青春期荷尔蒙过剩的精力。
You don't have to take your sister's head of your mother's pants all day and vent the energy of your puberty hormone excess.
52、让世界低头是一种霸气，让自己放手是一种魄气。
Let the world bow down is a kind of hegemonic, let oneself let out is a kind of spirit.
53、你大脑抽筋，小脑打结，中枢神经变态，骆驼生驴子，怪种。
Your brain is cramped, the cerebellum knot, the central nervous metamorphosis, the camel donkey, the strange species.
54、不得不承认，你有着凤姐般的自信，芙蓉姐姐般的身材，如花般的美貌。
Have to admit that you have a Xifeng like confidence, lotus like figure, flower like beauty.
55、胖成这样还说自己有骨感美，还真不知羞字怎么写。
Be this fat also said that they have skinny beauty, really do not know how to write the word.
56、哎，我承认虽然说你长得很有创意，甚至都有些为所欲为了！
Well, I admit that although you are very creative, you even have something to do!
57、你是小时候摔倒脑壳了吧？导致了你智商太低，吃什么药都补不回来了。
You are a child fell head? You are so low in IQ that you can't make up for anything to eat.
58、你他妈是不是结婚当晚，初夜让人用肚脐眼给骗了？
Did your mother get married on the night of marriage?
59、请你不要用你的排泄器官对我说话，这是很不礼貌的，谢谢！
Please don't speak to me with your excretory organs. It's very impolite, thank you.
60、妓院大门常为你打开，天天等着你去接客。
The brothel door is always open for you, waiting for you to pick up.
61、你说你装的个名媛淑女的样，对了，你爹是天蓬啊。
You said you installed an aristocratic ladies, right, your dad is a canopy.
62、你真的大大的超出了我想象上限啊！果然你的丑是无下限的。
You are really out of my imagination. Sure your ugliness is no lower limit.
63、有病你治病，你别找我啊，我又不是兽医。
You're sick, you don't look for me. I'm not a veterinarian.
64、哥出来混的时候你还不知道在那家幼儿园玩勺子呢！
You don't know how to play a spoon in that kindergarten when the brother comes out.
65、脸型跟电视机似的，看你脸就像电视机配的插座，真是欠插。
The face is like a TV set. Look at your face like a TV set. It's not plugged in.
66、一看你就没进化完全，好像几亿前的物种。
You haven't evolved completely, like hundreds of millions of species.
67、你是幼稚园程度的高中生，先天蒙古症的青蛙头。
You are the kindergarten degree high school student, the frog head of the congenital Mongolia disease.
68、就算你用了伟哥，照样是直不起的料，注定此生不性福啊！
Even if you use Viagra, it is not a direct material, doomed to this life is not a blessing!
69、你到了哪里，哪里就会有无比的臭味陪伴左右，花草枯黄，不会再生。
Where you are, there will be an incomparable odour and companionship, the flowers are yellow, and they will not regenerate.
70、遇见了你，我才知道恐龙其实是可以再次出现的。
When I met you, I knew that the dinosaurs could happen again.
71、我是丑，但丑八怪应该是你的荣誉，任何人能都比不上你。
I am ugly, but the ugly eight blame should be your honor, no one can compare with you.
72、一看你就知道你严重营养不良，还是重新回到你妈的肚子吸收营养吧！
Once you see you are seriously malnourished, or go back to your mother's stomach to absorb nutrition!
73、要不是老师说不让随地扔垃圾，我早就把你扔了。
I'd have left you if the teacher did not let the garbage throw away.
74、现在天气冷了，看你穿的那么厚，没想到连脸皮都这么厚！
It's cold now, it's so thick that you don't think that even the skin is so thick!
75、就你这让人恶心的尊容还说我比上不你，你也不拿镜子照照你那熊样。
You this disgusting face that I no less than you, you will not take you bear like a mirror.
76、你出生时是不是被扔上去过3次而只被接住过2次。
If you were born, you were thrown up 3 times and had only been caught 2 times.
77、你丫脸上长的那两个是灯泡啊？大晚上不插电啊！眼瞎啊！
What are the two bulbs long on your face? Don't plug in the electricity at night! Blind eye!
78、人之贱则无敌，你已经无敌于社会，无敌于全世界，无敌于全宇宙了！
Man's base is unbeatable, you are invincible in society, invincible all over the world, invincible in the whole universe.
79、女人的样貌可以用三字词来说明：天上人间地狱。
The appearance of a woman can be explained in three words: Heaven and earth.
80、有了钱，你还是一样的肤浅；没了钱，能让你变的那么贱。
With money, you are still the same shallow; without money, you can make you so cheap.
81、别像得了狂犬病的狗一样在这乱吠，你现在已经严重影响了人类的生活。
Don't be barking like a rabid dog. You have now seriously affected human life.
82、在大街上晃悠个毛线，你口袋都要比你脸有看点。
In the street waving a wool, you have to watch pocket than your face.
83、你还能活到现在简直成了世界第一奇迹，你一定非常不容易。
You can live to be the world's first miracle, and you must be very difficult.
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