英文霸气个性签名
1、我不是超人，我很平凡，我会痛，我也会崩溃。
I am not Superman, I am very ordinary, I will ache, I will collapse, too.
2、面对你私生活的糟蓝问题，我们选择并肩作战，同仇敌忾。
In the face of your private life. Blue, we fought against the common enemy.
3、我以前个子蛮高的，只不过经常去游泳缩水了仅此而已。
I used to be very tall, but I just often went swimming and shrunk.
4、有时候，嘴上说的，跟心里想的压根不是同一回事。
Sometimes, what you say in your mouth is not the same thing as the root of the mind.
5、路过的风景，有没有人为你好好收藏。
There are no people for your collection.
6、种草不让人去躺，不如改种仙人掌！
Grass people not to lie, as Gaizhong cactus!
7、马在松软的土地上易失蹄，人在甜言蜜语中易摔跤。
The horse on the soft land easily stumbles, in sweet easy wrestling.
8、硪用青春換你一句分手，硪用生命換你一句再見。
My youth for you a break, my life for you a goodbye.
9、乌龟能够赛过兔，其实只是各走各的路。
The turtle can Saiguo rabbit, just go all the way.
10、青春期还没有过去，怎么重走青春，不如我们来个重走童年吧。
Puberty is not in the past, how to return to youth, it is not as good for us to return to childhood.
11、时不时看看手机，是很期待你突如其来的关心。
Looking at the mobile phone every now and then is looking forward to your sudden concern.
12、你不觉得人最重要就是讲信用吗？答应别人的承诺打死都要做到。
Don't you think the most important thing about people is to talk about credit? Promise to kill all the promises of others.
13、聪明女人一定要知道的：婚姻，是两人对彼此照顾一世的承诺。
A clever woman must know that marriage is the promise of two people to take care of one another.
14、我要瘦成一道闪电，照亮所有猥琐的死胖子。
I want to be thin as a flash of lightning to illuminate all the obscene and fat people.
15、我什么都比你强看不起你也正常。
I look down on you as well as you are.
16、悟空，柴火不够，多拿点经书来。悟净，你看看八戒熟了没有。
Wu Kong, the firewood is not enough, take more books. You look clean, not cooked pig.
17、闲言碎语不要讲，就唠金钱和理想。
Don't chatter groundless talk, money and ideal.
18、爱情值多少钱，能包邮吗。
How much is the value of love? Can you stamp it?
19、上课睡觉，回家闹闹，上网泡泡。多幸福的生活啊！
Sleep in class, go home in a noisy, Internet bubble. What a happy life!
20、没事偷着乐是不太可能了，偷着胖还是有点儿希望。
It's impossible to steal pleasure. It's a little hopeful to steal the fat.
21、谁伤害过你、谁击溃过你。都不重要。重要的是谁让你重新微笑。
Who has hurt you, who has defeated you. It doesn't matter. The important thing is who makes you smile again.
22、你老了我是你的江湖，我老了你是我的归宿。
You are old, I am your river, I am old, you are my home.
23、我就算是一只癞蛤蟆，我也决不娶母癞蛤蟆。
If I am a toad, I will never marry a mother toad.
24、毕竟狗见多了有些事也就不奇怪了。
After all, it's not surprising that dogs have seen a lot of things.
25、认识迩之前无依无靠，认识迩之后无药可医。
You know you know before the helpless, after no cure.
26、和我聊天可以，聊出感情我可不负责。
I can chat with me and talk about my feelings, I can't be responsible.
27、小子，不要一副崇拜的眼光看我，低调点。
Boy, don't look at me with a worshipped eye, low profile.
28、你无才无德？那恭喜你啦，你前途无量。
Do you have nothing to do? Congratulations to you, you have a great future.
29、其实咱挺默契的。我没理你的时候，你也不会理我。
In fact, I am quite tacit. When I didn't take care of you, you wouldn't take care of me.
30、上课盼下课，上学盼放假，我的目标一直都很执着。
Class waiting for class, school looking for holiday, my goals have always been very persistent.
31、等中国发达了。要老外来翻译文言文。
And China has developed. It is necessary to translate the classical Chinese from the old.
32、不管成绩多烂都要笑着活下去，这就是学渣的尊严。
No matter how bad the results are, we must laugh and live, which is the dignity of the slag.
33、从现在起，请你自动团成团，以圆润的方式滚出我的眼睛。
From now on, please let you group into a ball and roll out my eyes in a round way.
34、婚姻是爱情的坟墓——如果没有房子，励志网http://wWw.qqZf.cN/你连坟墓都进不去！
Marriage is the grave of love - without a house, you can't even get into the grave!
35、你是一个明媚的孩子，不该有如此繁重的心事。
You are a beautiful child, and you should not have such a heavy heart.
36、我不是无坚不摧的城墙，没有百毒不侵的心脏。
I'm not conquering the walls, is not from the heart.
37、我的字典里没有分手只有丧偶。
No breakup in my dictionary is only widowed.
38、时间强*奸了过去，留下的孽种叫回忆！
Time raped in the past, leaving the niezhong called memories!
39、我发誓离开你我笑了，笑得眼泪都掉了。
I swear to leave you and I laugh, and the tears have dropped.
40、你到底喜欢我什么，我改还不行吗？
What do you like about me, I can't change it?
41、当真想被戳穿之后，剩下的只是一颗支离玻碎的心。
After having to be exposed, leaving only a fragmented pieces of glass heart.
42、现在起床不是看毅力，而是看尿意。
To get up now is not to look at perseverance, but to see the meaning of the urine.
43、是金子，总会花光的；是镜子，总会反光的。
It's gold, it will always be spent; it's a mirror, always reflecting.
44、有时候，我们做错事，是因为该用脑子的时候却动用了感情。
Sometimes, we do the wrong thing because it is time to use my mind.
45、你的样子，连僵尸见了你也要退让三分。
If you see a zombie, you have to give three points.
46、我不爱你就不会和你说这么多。
I wouldn't say so much to you if I didn't love you.
47、我笑，便面如春花，定是能感动人的，任他是谁。
I laugh, as a spring flower, will be able to move people, he is who he is.
48、在你在一起，我必须让自己聪明些，免得别人说：真是一对傻子。
When you are together, I have to make myself wise so that others say: it is a real fool.
49、哭不定代表软弱也许是坚强太久了。
Not to cry on behalf of weakness may be strong for too long.
50、小时候以为说谎话是错误的，长大后才知道说真话是有罪的。
When I was a child, I thought it was wrong to tell a lie. When I grew up, I knew that it was guilty to speak the truth.
51、猛地一看你不怎么样，仔细一看还不如猛的一看。
A quick look at you is not so good. It's better to look at it more carefully than you do.
52、生活像一个迷宫，而我学会了伪装，置身其中。
Life is like a labyrinth, and I learn to disguise and be in it.
53、每次在街上看见很瘦的人，我都想分些肉给她我有一颗善良的心！
Every time I see a very thin person on the street, I want to share some meat for her and I have a good heart!
54、苦逼不在同一个学校，穿上校服也不是情侣装。
It is not the same school, and the dress is not a couple.
55、像你这种人，在我导演的连续剧里，我最多能让你活两集。
Like you, in my director's series, I can make you live two episodes at most.
56、怎么说呢，还是有那么几个人暗恋我的，我心里有数。
How to say, there are a few people secretly love me, I have a few.
57、男人的好，只有身边的每个女人才知道。
A man is good, only every woman around him knows.
58、开别人的车，回自己的家，让别人找车去吧。
Drive someone else's car, go back to your home, let someone else find a car.
59、强者不是没有眼泪，只是可以含着眼泪向前跑。
The strong man does not have no tears, but can run along with tears.
60、等我决定放手的那一天，就是我爱得最累的那一天。
The day I decided to let go is the day I love the most tired.
61、老娘就是这么拽。你胡不胡！
I'm such a drag. You are not beard!
62、一个人说爱我一辈子，一秒钟他的一辈子就过期了。
A person said to love me all my life, one second of his life has expired.
63、要上学了，臣妾做不到啊！
If you want to go to school, my concubines can't be done.
64、姐从来不说人话，姐直说的是神话。
The sister never speaks the word, and the sister speaks the myth.
65、故事到最后总会有落幕，我真心的付出不是你要的幸福。
At the end of the story, there will always be a curtain, and I don't really pay for the happiness you want.
66、世界上不是无情旳人多，是无聊旳人太多。
There are so many people in the world that are not merciless, and too many boring people.
67、经常被自己蠢哭，又不能揍自己。
I often cry, and you can't beat yourself.
68、每个人的一生也就是一朵花开的时间，荣枯早已注定。
Each person's life is a flower of time, and already doomed.
69、真正的勇士敢于正视漂亮的美眉，敢于直面惨淡的单身。
The real warrior dared to face the beautiful eyebrows and dared to face the dismal singles.
70、我没有后悔认识你，更没有后悔爱上你。
I have no regret to know you, and I have no regret for falling in love with you.
71、现在女人真伟大。不知不觉肚子大，有了孩子没有爸。
Women are great now. Unwittingly, I have a big stomach, and a child has no father.
72、我们每个人都是梦想家，当梦走了，就只剩想家了。
Every one of us is a dreamer. When the dream is gone, only the homesick is left.
73、我坚持我的风格，我活在我的时间。
I stick to my style, I live in my time.
74、待我日后嫁得良人，定谢你当年不娶之恩。
Wait for me after marriage, beloved, thank you when set not to marry grace.
75、别看我长得帅，但不影响我的可爱。
Don't look at me as handsome, but it doesn't affect my loveliness.
76、我除了身材和心情不怎样，其他的都还不错。
I'm not in good shape and mood, but everything else is good.
77、不是谁都可以对我乱发脾气先搞清楚你跟我的关系你是我的谁。
Not everyone can be on my temper to understand your relationship with me who you are.
78、你敢爬我家窗户唱忐忑、我就跟你对唱甩葱歌。
Dare you climb my window singing apprehension, I'll tell you duet dolly song.
79、百年修得同船渡，千年修得上下铺。
Ferrying, Millennium repair bunk.
80、虽然我不能保证爱你到海枯石烂，但是我保证爱你到我烂了为止。
Although I can't promise to love you every moment, but I promise to love you to my bad so far.
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