个性签名超拽英文霸气
1、别人撩妹用钱，而我撩妹用套。
Others tease sister money, and I got with a sister.
2、一炮把你干上天，你与太阳肩并肩。
A gun set you on the ground, and you stand shoulder to shoulder with the sun.
3、谁最牛逼谁最火，除了雷锋就是我。
Who is the hottest one, except Lei Feng is me.
4、一切不以工资为目的的工作，都是混日子。
All jobs that do not pay for wages are out of date.
5、不要用你那惊险的容貌，来考验凡人。
Don't test your mortal soul with your thrilling appearance.
6、老婆都出轨了，你还笑的这么有尺度。
The wife is off the rails, you still smile so scale.
Time is too happy, I haven't seen what you look like.
8、我爱的人自然会懂我痛的内容。
I love people will naturally understand my pain content.
9、岁月你别催，该来的我不推，走远的我不追。
Time you don't rush, should come, I don't push, go far I don't chase.
10、你不痛不痒，我不为所终。
You don't end as I neither painful nor itching.
11、有钱的人终成眷属，没钱的人终成房奴。
Rich people get married, no money people will become slaves.
12、在牛逼的梵高，也画不出我的悲伤。
Van Gogh could not paint my sadness in the cow.
13、贱女就是矫情，贱男就是多情。
Female base is hypocritical, shizuo is full of affection.
14、现在都不流行作弊了，都流行交白卷。
Now don't popular cheat, popular draw.
If you choose to leave, please do not regret, and come back to me.
16、我不要你的忽冷忽热，因为这样我会感冒的。
I don't want you sometimes hot and sometimes cold because I will catch a cold.
17、有时候，真的会因为太爱他而不敢打扰他。
Sometimes, I really do not dare to disturb him because I love him too much.
18、若只是喜欢，何必夸张成爱。
If you just love, why exaggerate into love.
19、没有你，就算给我全世界，我还是一无所有。
Without you, even if given me the world, I still have nothing.
20、孔子的老师是钻子，没有钻子哪里来的孔子。
Confucius's teacher is not where to drill, drill Confucius.
21、这个年代，真相是奢侈品。
In this age, truth is a luxury.
22、不要冲我放电啊，我妈那有来电显示。
Don't discharge me, my mother has caller ID.
23、路见不平一声吼，吼完一声我会走。
At the sight of injustice with a roar, roar a voice I will go.
24、你把我当空气吧，至少它是你的命。
You take me as air, at least it's your life.
25、你球衣前面的名字，比后面的名字更重要。
The name in front of your shirt is more important than the name behind it.
26、哪有什么突然想起你，只是一直放在心底。
What suddenly think of you, but always in the bottom of my heart.
27、三个臭皮匠，臭死诸葛亮。
Three stooges, Zhu Geliang stinks.
28、我希望有那么一个人，把我宠的无法无天。
I wish there was someone who would spoil my pet.
29、即使你名花有主，我也要移花接木。
Even if you have taken the Lord, I will see.
30、幸亏是你长的漂亮，要不然我早甩你八回了。
Thanks to your beauty, or I would have dumped you eight times.
31、对不起是一种真诚，没关系是一种风度。
Sorry is a kind of sincerity, it doesn't matter, it's a kind of grace.
32、我人缘好，耶稣罩我，上帝保我。
I'm good with people, Jesus covers me, and God protects me.
33、再牛b的肖邦，也弹不出老子的悲伤。
No matter how outstanding Chopin, also can not play Lao Tzu sadness.
34、风尘三尺剑，社稷一戎衣。
A three foot sword, "a military uniform.
35、雨来了，心凉了，爱淡了，我痛了。
Rain, cold heart, love is weak, I hurt.
36、怪我眼睛近视，把你脸的像素看低了。
I blame the eye myopia, you face the low pixel.
37、现在过的每一天，都是余生最年轻的一天。
Every day that I live now is the youngest day of my life.
38、满眼憔悴，一脸旧社会。
Eyeful haggard, an old face of society.
39、要想玩的花，必须先流氓！
If you want to play with flowers, you must be a hooligan!
40、我现在才知道，铅笔不止是b还有你。
I know now that the pencil is more than B and you.
41、不要三角恋的剧情，我恨透了那些。
Don't love triangle story, I hate those.
42、你人见人爱，花见花开，棺材见了也开盖。
You love everyone, see flowers bloom, see also the coffin lid.
43、就算姐不要了的男人，你也给我放那。
Even if the elder sister does not want of man, you also put that for me.
44、用心演绎每一个故事，即使结局未知。
Every story is told, even if the ending is unknown.
45、告别并不意味着失去，是新的开始。
Saying goodbye doesn't mean losing. It's a new beginning.
46、提笔安天下，跨马定乾坤。
I cross the world, the horse moves.
47、那只是一场擦肩而过，何必记的那么清晰。
It's just a pass, why remember so clear?.
48、我被子生病了，要好好照顾它。
I'm sick of the quilt, so I should take good care of it.
49、爱了你一眼，我得了针眼，痛苦的只有我。
Love you one eye, I got a pain only me.
50、活得像自己就好了，何必在意那么多。
Live like yourself, why care so much.
51、生活不需要多么高昂，简简单单就好。
Life doesn't need to be expensive. Just be simple.
52、我有我的范儿，你们模仿不起的范儿。
I have my fan, you can not imitate the van.
53、真想回到原始社会，因为杀人不偿命。
I really want to go back to the primitive society, because do not kill life.
54、我就是我，看不爽靠边站。
I'm me. Watch out. Stand aside.
55、在若敢在气我，小心我拿面条上吊。
If you dare to be angry with me, be careful, I'll hang noodles.
56、如果上课是催眠药，那么上网就是提神剂。
If the class is hypnotic, so the Internet is refreshment.
57、你若一直在，我便一直爱。
I'll always love you if you stay with me.
58、男人有钱和谁都有缘，所以小三就形成了。
Men have money and who have predestined relationship, so small three formed.
59、我好想在你的心里呆一辈子，憋死我也愿意。
I want to stay in your heart for a lifetime, I am willing to die.
60、忍得了痛，才享得了福。
Endure the pain, and then enjoy the blessing.
61、打败我的不是天真，而是天真热！
It's not naive to beat me, it's just plain hot!
62、姐又没男人，胖点好过冬。
Sister and no man, fat point good winter.
63、除了七仙女，谁又会爱上卖身为奴的董永。
In addition to the seven fairies, who is falling in love with bondservants slave Dong Yong.
64、我无法确定，你还要在我的心里寄居多久。
I'm not sure, how long will you stay in my heart.
Love is art, marriage is technology, divorce is arithmetic.
66、揣摩人的心情，是一件累人的差事。
Trying to figure out how people feel is a tiring job.
67、你散发的独特味道，实在是让我不敢恭维。
Your unique smell, I really dare not compliment.
68、脂肪啊，你怎样对我总是这么不离不弃呢。
Fat, how do you always do so to me?.
69、明月几时有，自己抬头瞅。
When the bright moon, and look up at yourself.
70、嗯哼嗯哼蹦擦擦，动我姐妹全撂倒。
Huh huh and wipe, my sisters all.
71、如果照镜子要上税，恐怕有些女人会破产。
If the mirror to tax, I am afraid that some women will go bankrupt.
72、把你的脸拿开点，不要脏了我的眼。
Take your face off, don't dirty my eyes.
73、能抗洪的尿不湿励志网http://wWw.qqZf.cN/，才是真正能吸的尿不湿。
To fight a flood of diapers, is sucking diapers.
74、听着，姐有姐的姿态轮不到你来说我失败。
Listen, sister has sister's attitude, I can't beat you.
75、新世界女性，打得过小三，斗得过流氓。
Women in the new world play too little, and fight against hooligans.
76、天若赐我辉煌，我定比天张狂。
If you give me glory days, I set the day than it.
77、要么别喜欢我，要么只喜欢我。
Either do not like me, or just like me.
78、在意的越多，失去的就越多。
The more you care, the more you lose.
79、贪婪的爱摧毁了，撕裂了我的心扔入深渊。
The love of greed has destroyed my heart and thrown it into the abyss.
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