搞笑励志的英语句子
1、积极思考造成积极人生，消极思考造成消极人生。
Positive thinking leads to positive life, while negative thinking leads to negative life.
2、若不给自己设限，则人生中就没有限制你发挥的藩篱。
If you don't set limits on yourself, there are no barriers in life that limit your ability to play.
3、别人都在假装正经，那我就只有假装不正经啦。
Others are pretending to be serious, so I have to pretend not to be serious.
4、成功的母亲是失败，成功的父亲是汗水。
Successful mothers are failures, and successful fathers are sweats.
5、我喝酒是想把痛苦溺死，但这该死的痛苦却学会了游泳。
I drank to drown the pain, but the damn pain learned to swim.
6、超越自己，向自己挑战，向弱项挑战，向懒惰挑战，向陋习挑战。
To surpass oneself, to challenge oneself, to challenge weakness, to challenge laziness, to challenge bad habits.
7、赚钱之道很多，但是找不到赚钱的种子，便成不了事业家。
There are many ways to make money, but if you can't find the seeds to make money, you can't become a businessman.
8、如果你借太多的钱给一个人，你会令此人变成坏人。
If you lend too much money to a person, you will turn that person into a bad person.
9、智慧的代价是矛盾。这是人生对人生观开的玩笑。
The price of wisdom is contradiction. This is life's joke on the outlook on life.
10、学习要加，骄傲要减，机会要乘，懒惰要除。
Learning should be increased, pride should be reduced, opportunities should be multiplied, and laziness should be eliminated.
11、婚姻的杀手有时不是外遇，而是时间。
Sometimes the killer of marriage is not an affair, but time.
12、人之所以有一张嘴，而有两只耳朵，原因是听的要比说的多一倍。
The reason why people have a mouth and two ears is that they listen twice as much as they say.
13、没有天生的信心，只有不断培养的信心。
There is no innate confidence, only continuous cultivation of confidence.
14、不要自卑，你不比别人笨。不要自满，别人不比你笨。
Don't be inferior. You're no more foolish than others. Don't be complacent. Others are no more foolish than you.
15、一个人并不孤单，想一个人时才孤单。
A person is not alone, only when you want to be alone.
16、其实单身挺好、和谁暧昧都不需要解释。
In fact, it's good to be single and ambiguous with anyone without explanation.
17、你认为自己是什么样的人，就将成为什么样的人。
What kind of person do you think you are, you will become.
18、有所得是低级快乐，无所求是高级快乐。
What you gain is low happiness, what you don't want is high happiness.
19、别想一下造出大海，必须先由小河川开始。
Don't think about making the sea. It must start with small rivers.
20、你让我滚，我滚了。你让我回来，对不起，滚远了。
You let me go, I rolled. You let me come back, I'm sorry, get away.
21、不为后悔说如果不为失望说放弃不为痛心而流泪。
No regret, no disappointment, no abandonment, no tears of pain.
22、不必每分钟都学习，但求学习中每分钟都有收获。
You don't have to study every minute, but you need to learn every minute.
23、人越是得意的事情，越爱隐藏，越是痛苦的事情越爱小题大作。
The more proud things people are, the more they love to hide, the more painful things they love to make a fuss.
24、世界上最成功的人往往不是最有才华的人。
The most successful people in the world are often not the most talented ones.
25、但两个人相遇，接下来的不是故事就是事故。
But when the two meet, the next thing is not the story or the accident.
26、在冷峻的雪山上很多朝圣者倒在半路上。
Many pilgrims fell halfway on the cold snow mountain.
27、你曾经有没有把某人的说说全部看完却从不评论。
Have you ever read everything someone says without commenting?
28、幸福的末班车不是没赶上，而是挤不上去。
Happy last bus is not missed, but can not squeeze in.
29、即使爬到最高的山上，一次也只能脚踏实地地迈一步。
Even if you climb the highest mountain, you can only take one step at a time.
30、我很懒。懒到连心里的那个人都懒得换。
I am lazy. Lazy to the heart of that person is lazy to change.
31、不参加变革社会的斗争，理想望永远是一种幻影。
Without participating in the struggle to change society, the ideal is always a phantom.
32、财富就像海水，饮得越多，渴得越厉害；名望实际上也是。
Wealth is like sea water, the more you drink, the more you thirst; fame is, in fact, the same.
33、有些人曾经是朋友，告白了以后，连朋友都做不成。
Some people used to be friends, but after they confessed, they could not even make friends.
34、唯女人与英语难过也，唯老婆与工作难找也！
Only women and English are sad, but wives and jobs are hard to find.
35、没有口水与汗水，就没有成功的泪水。
Without saliva and sweat, there would be no tears of success.
36、帅有个屁用！到头来还不是被卒吃掉！
Handsome has a fart! In the end, it wasn't eaten by pawns!
37、一个人越在意的地方，就是最令他自卑的地方。
The place that a person cares about most is the place that makes him feel inferior most.
38、怨言是上天得至人类最大的供物，也是人类祷告中最真诚的部分。
Complaint is God's greatest gift to mankind and the most sincere part of human prayer.
39、能弯腰为你系鞋带的男人永远比只会帮你脱衣服的男人好。
A man who can bend down to tie your shoelaces is always better than a man who can only undress you.
40、既然目标是地平线留给世界的就只能是背影。
Since the goal is to leave the horizon to the world, only the back.
