帅气的英文个性签名

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1、你能无底线的原谅谁,谁就能无底线的伤害你。

You can forgive anyone without a bottom line, who can hurt you without a bottom line.

2、男女之间有纯洁的友谊吗?有!只要你足够丑。

Is there a pure friendship between men and women? Yes! As long as you are ugly enough.

3、你跟别人上床没关系,但你高潮时要喊我的名字。

It doesn't matter to you to go to bed, but you should call me the name when you are at the climax.

4、除了我每个人都不适合和你白头到老。

Everyone except me is not suitable to reach old age together with you.

5、把你的名字写在烟上,吸进肺里,飘在离心最近的地方。

Write your name on the smoke, suck in the lungs, and float in the nearest place of the centrifuge.

6、如果当初牛顿坐在榴莲树下,那我们的物理就容易多了。

If Newton had been sitting under the durian tree, our physics would be much easier.

7、老师,你要是再无视下课铃,我们就无视上课铃。

Teacher, if you ignore the bell again, we will ignore the bell.

8、天气告诉我是否可以出门、人心告诉我要懂得防备。

The weather told me if I could go out, and the people told me to know what to do.

9、人生都有,一些不能说的秘密,不能遗忘的爱情

There are all things in life, some secrets that can't be said, love that can't be forgotten.

10、长得漂亮算毛线,过得漂亮才是王道。

The beauty is the king's way.

11、你们得罪我的今日,就是你们灭亡的明日!

You have sinned against me today, the tomorrow of your perdition!

12、世界是我们的,也是儿子们的,可最终是那帮孙子们的!

The world is our, and the sons, but eventually the grandchildren!

13、我想对蚊子说:对不起,我把你的肚子搞大了。

I want to say to the mosquitoes: I'm sorry, I've got your stomach big.

14、老师的经典谎话:无论好学生还是差学生,我都一视同仁。

The teacher's classic lie: both good students and poor students, I treat all the same.

15、有时候真希望自己是核武器、一个不开心、把你全部消灭。

Sometimes I want to be a nuclear weapon, not happy, to destroy all of you.

16、找对象,不要看对方人又多好,而是看对方对你有多好。

Look for an object, not to see how good the other person is, but to see how well the other person is to you.

17、我发誓再上网就砍手,结果发现自己是千手观音。

I swear to the Internet cut hand, found himself is avalokitesvara.

18、多少人为了另一半,由胖变瘦,由爱变恨,由单纯变堕落。

The number of people, for the other half, from fat to thin, from love to hate, from simple to fall.

19、因为我掏心掏肺的去爱你,所以我只能没心没肺的放弃你。

Because I Taoxintaofei to love you, so I can only give you heartless.

20、只要你的心足够很,你的世界就没有什么事会让你伤心。

As long as your heart is enough, there is nothing in your world that will make you sad.

21、朋友说,嘿你真行,好久不见你都胖若两人了。

Friends say, hey, you really do, long time no see you are fat if two people.

22、你的破事自己装个塑料袋装口袋别漏了。

You've got a plastic bag and don't leak yourself.

23、我爱的人,名花有主。爱我的人,惨不忍睹。

I love people, minghuayouzhu. People who love me can't see it.

24、自信的女人不一定漂亮,比如说凤姐。

Confident woman may not be beautiful, for example fengjie.

25、人都太会伪装,伪装到自己也不认识自己。

People are too disguised to pretend that they do not know themselves.

26、我跟你不熟,不要动不动就美女美女的叫。

I am not familiar with you, do not move on the beautiful beauty of the call.

27、要么睡觉,要么发呆,身体和心灵总有一个是在床上的。

Either sleeping or being a daze, there is always one in bed in the body and mind.

28、文思三千不如胸脯四两,才高八斗不如胯下半斤!

Vince three thousand as 42 breasts, legs as a man of great talent talents!

29、老师你不用费心给我换同桌了,我不管和谁都特能聊。

The teacher you don't bother to change my deskmate, I'm no matter who can talk.

30、新的一天,新的开始忘记昨天的悲伤,留住昨天的快乐。

The new day, the new beginning to forget yesterday's sadness, keep yesterday's happiness.

31、有没有人和我一样,还在为了一个没有结果的结果执着。

No one, like me, is still persistent for a result without a result.

32、我不知道该如何说,我好想和她一样和你们相处这么好。

I don't know what to say. I really want to get along with you as well as she is.

33、光着身子打领带,穿着拖鞋系鞋带。

Wear a tie, wearing a slipper and a shoelace.

34、是我对你太过宽容还是怎么的,让你在我的生命中如此放肆。

Is I too tolerant of you or what, so that you are so wild in my life.

35、非让现实给你一巴掌,你才知道社会有多虚伪。

Do not let reality give you a slap, you know how hypocritical society is.

36、姐做事非常果断,比如,饿了就马上吃饭。

My sister is very decisive, for example, to eat immediately when you are hungry.

37、别说我很高傲,只是我拒绝与禽兽打交道!

Don't say I'm very proud, but I refuse to deal with beasts!

38、我承认我记性不好,但我出门从不忘带手机。

I admit I don't have a good memory, but I never forget to take my cell phone.

39、我胖或者不胖,赘肉都在那里,只增不减。

I'm fat or not fat, and it's all there, and it's only increasing.

40、你再怎么鄙视我也没用,咱俩都是国产货。

It's no use if you despise me again. Both of us are home-made.

41、真的是洗澡靠毅力,洗衣靠耐力,起床靠爆发力。

It is the bathing, the endurance, the endurance, and the explosive force.

42、在我的盘问下,您才说出“不太舒服”三个字。

Under my questioning, you just say "not very comfortable" three words.

43、世界上未有未完成的故事,只有未死的心。

There is no unfinished story in the world, only the undead heart.

44、这个世界,看你笑话的人,总比在乎你的人多。

The world, the people you laugh at, is more than the people who care about you.

45、你只是过客,我只是路过,我们只是擦肩而过。

You're just a passer - by. I'm just passing by. We're just passing by.

46、男人不能为女人穿上嫁衣,请不要解开她的内衣!

Men can not wear the wedding dress for a woman, please don't untie her underwear!

47、所有选择长在胸上而不是脸上的肉,都是懂事的肉!

All the meat that chooses to grow on the chest, not the face, is the sensible meat!

48、是我的,你别动。不是我的,励志网http://wWw.qqZf.cN/你给我放那。

It's mine, you don't move. It's not mine, you give me that.

49、我是个大度的人,会爱上天下所有的人。

I'm a big man, and I'll fall in love with all the people in the world.

50、悉数记忆的流沙,那些逝去的年华,洗尽了我的尘沙。

All the memories of the quicksand, and those of the passing of time, wash all my sand.

51、天若有情天亦老,人若有情死得早!

Heaven can be overturned, if people die for love early!

52、别以为你被世界抛弃了,世界根本就没空搭理你。

Do not think you are abandoned by the world, the world is not free to take care of you.

53、那些日子那些寂与寞,都是为了让我遇见你。

In those days the silence and lonely, it is to let me meet you.

54、其实,我以前个子挺高的,只不过后来经常洗澡,就缩水了。

In fact, I used to be very tall, but I just took a bath later, and it shrunk.

55、平时骂你就算了,非要等我打你才知道我文武双全。

I scold you even, than I hit you just know me but.

56、长这么大,唯一坚持下来的一件事就是每天给手机充电。

The only thing that's so big, the only thing that sticks to it is to charge your cell phone every day.

57、人漂亮了就说是整容了,那长的丑的就毁过容吗?

People are beautiful to say is a cosmetic, the long ugly will destroy the capacity?

58、有些事不像沙滩上的脚印,海水一来就能抹平。

Some things are not like the footprints on the beach, and the sea water can be smoothed out.

59、要走就走,最好永远别回头。老死,不相往来。

Go and go, never turn back. Old death, no contact.

60、我给狗扔块骨头它都知道冲我摇摇尾巴,你算什么啊。

I throw a bone for the dog. It all knows to shake my tail. What do you think.

61、以前多好,想得少,睡得早,还喜欢笑。

Many good before, think less, sleep early, and also like to laugh.

62、我会一直等你,直到没有再等下去的理由。

I'll be waiting for you until there's no reason to wait.

63、这世界上只有两种男人:没人要的;抢破头的。

There are only two kinds of men in the world: no one wants it; the one that breaks the head.

64、我不信命,我信爱情是没有理由悲欢的注定。

I do not believe in fate, I believe love is doomed to have no reason and.

65、见到我之后你就会发现,原来帅也可以这么具体啊!

After seeing me, you will find that the original handsome can be so specific.

66、谁说男生不能穿超短迷你裙的。爷,我就穿过。

Who says boys can't wear a super short miniskirt. Lord, I'll go through.

67、记得自己是个女子,然后像爷们一样去奋斗。

Remember that you are a woman, and then struggle like a man.

68、不要那么相信自己的回忆,里面那个人,不一定同样想念你。

Don't trust your memory so much, the person inside, not necessarily miss you.

69、结婚证和生产许可证的唯一区别是,它不挂在墙上。

The only difference between a marriage certificate and a production license is that it does not hang on the wall.

70、想忘记的就要忘干净,想记住的就要用心铭记。

Forget what you want to forget, and remember what you want to remember.

71、生活中不断有惊喜,但我只想和你有着刻骨铭心的回忆。

There are a lot of surprises in my life, but I just want to have an unforgettable memory with you.

72、其实真正对你好的人,你一辈子,也不会遇到几个。

In fact, you are really good to you, you will never meet a few.

73、树在,叶去;叶在,花去;花在,香去;香在,闻它的人去。

The tree is in, the leaf goes; the leaves are in, the flower goes; the flower is, the fragrance goes; the incense is in, the man that smells it.

74、男人的面子比屁股还大,自尊比老二还脆弱。

The man's face is bigger than his butt, and the self-esteem is more fragile than the two.

75、不管做了什么选择,都不要后悔,因为后悔也于事无补。

No matter what you choose, don't regret it, because regrets don't help.

76、长得帅的踢键子都帅,长得丑的打高尔夫都像在铲屎。

The handsome kicking keys are handsome, and the ugly playing golf is like shovel shit.

77、听说山东菏泽郓城出事了!下了一场雨,死了两只蚂蚁。

I heard that Shandong, Heze, Yuncheng is an accident! There was a rain, and two ants were killed.

78、从这个世界走到那个世界,需要几代人的攀爬挣扎?

How many generations of struggle will take from this world to that world?

79、我不知道是我上了大学还是大学上了我。

I don't know whether I went to college or at college.

80、世界上没有挖不倒的墙,只有不勤奋的小三。

There is no wall that can't be dug down in the world, only the third one who is not diligent.

81、六月,请给所有考试的人满满的正能量!

In June, please give all the people full of positive energy for the exam.

82、孔子不能解决的问题,老子我帮你解决。

Confucius can't solve the problem, Lao Tzu I help you to solve.

83、男人大可不必百口莫辩,女人实在无须楚楚可怜。

Men need not beyond dispute, women really need not delicate and touching.

84、我们都很倔,一个不会挽留,一个不会回头。

We are all very stubborn, one will not stay, one will not look back.

85、我真的不愿意用脚趾头鄙视你。但是,是你逼我这么做的!

I really don't want to despise you with my toes. But, you forced me to do that!

86、你过分的怜悯留给别人去,姐不需要。

Your great pity is left to others, and the sister doesn't need it.

87、你的婚礼与我无关,我更对你的葬礼感兴趣哦。

Your wedding has nothing to do with me. I'm more interested in your funeral.

88、挣钱就像用针掘地,花钱就像水渗进土里。

Make money like needle fossorial, spending money like water soaked into the soil.

89、开学算什么鬼故事,你们有被吓到么,不是照样上学么。

What a ghost story is it that you have been scared of, not going to school.

90、你泼过来的冷水,我定烧开了泼回去。

You spilled the cold water. I'll burn it and throw it back.

91、别人赌气是不吃饭,我一赌气是多吃两碗饭。

People angry is not eat, I eat two bowls of rice is in a fit of pique.

92、你在我面前隐身,空间却在刷新动态,你当我瞎啊。

You are hiding in front of me, the space is refreshing the dynamic, you are me blind.

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