超拽的英文个性签名
1、烧香的不一定是和尚，还可能是熊猫。
Burn incense is not necessarily a monk, but also may be a panda.
2、要戒烟，早睡早起，然后，好好的死。
Stop smoking, go to bed early, get up early, and die well.
3、再美的烟花，也只不过几秒钟的美丽的而已。
The beauty of fireworks is only a few seconds of beauty.
4、本人很低调，只不过是长得搞掉了一点。
I am very low-key, just looked a little less.
5、你施舍的幸福，我不需要。
You give me happiness, I don't need it.
6、妞，爷会用忧郁的小眼神秒杀你。
Girl, God will kill you with a melancholy little eye.
7、旧爱被新欢取代，嘲笑自己的不应该。
Old love be replaced, should not laugh at myself.
8、空有减肥的心，却是吃货的命。
Empty weight heart is chowhound.
9、畜生变人万万年，人变畜生一瞬间。
A beast will change a man for ten years, and a man will change a beast for an instant.
10、我很简单、对我好的人、我会加倍对她好。
I am simple, good to me, and I will be doubly good to her.
11、爱我的人，请继续。恨我的人，别放弃。
Love me, please go on. Hate me, don't give up.
12、世上没有后悔药，只有老鼠药。
There is no regret medicine, only rat medicine.
13、你不是我爱的人，所以你只不过是个路人。
You're not the one I love, so you're just a passer-by.
14、如果我用爱你一半的心来学习，一定成学霸。
If I love you half of the heart to learn, must be learning tyrants.
15、我的长处：勇于认错；缺陷：坚决不改。
My strength: dare to admit mistakes; defects: resolute not change.
16、红豆不长南国，长我脸上了，真相思！
Red bean not long South, long my face, really acacia!
17、理解归理解，但醋我还是要吃的。
The understanding is understood, but I still want vinegar.
18、用嘻哈的蓝调精神来过二胡一样的生活！
Use the hip-hop Blues spirit to live the same life as the erhu!
19、你喜欢什么样的我，我可以演给你看。
What kind of me do you like? I can show it to you.
20、得不到不可笑，守不住才是个笑话。
Not to be laughed at is a joke.
21、青春就是疯狂地奔跑，然后华丽地跌倒！
Youth is running madly and then falling magnificently!
22、酒有多醉人，你有多销魂。
How intoxicating the wine is, how ecstasy you are.
23、人的一辈子成不成功就看追悼会了。
A man's failure in life is a memorial service.
24、没能耐的看人装逼，有能耐的装逼给人看！
No ability to see people, pretend to be forced, capable of loading, forcing people to see!
25、是否太过念旧，所以不肯将就。
Is it too cold, so refused to do.
26、对不起，公共厕所没有适合你的性别。
Sorry, public toilet doesn't have a gender that suits you.
27、又到了起床靠毅力，洗澡靠勇气的季节了。
It's time to get up again. It's time for courage to take a bath by perseverance.
28、我是个大度的人，会爱上天下所有的人。
I am a generous person, will fall in love with all the people in the world.
29、在最丑的时候，遇到最真的人。
At the ugliest time, meet the most real person.
30、要无条件自信，即使在做错的时候。
Be unconditionally confident, even when you're doing something wrong.
31、别跟我说她有多好，你咋不说我带你不薄。
Don't tell me how nice she is. Why don't you say I take you?.
32、谁是朋友谁是狗，眼瞎看不出来啊。
Who is a friend, who is a dog, blind can not see ah?.
33、有人说我懒得抽筋，其实我连抽筋都懒得抽。
Some people say I'm too lazy to cramp. Actually, I'm not even bothered to smoke a cramp.
34、我喜欢的名花有主，喜欢我的惨不忍睹。
I love the minghuayouzhu, love me too horrible to look at.
35、至今为止，地球任然在我的脚下。
So far, the earth is still at my feet.
36、安享此世，安度此日。
Enjoy this world, live today.
37、生活就像超级女声，撑到最后的都是纯爷们。
Life is like Super Girls, to the end is pure man.
38、我很想失恋，但是我连恋爱的机会都没。
I want to be disappointed in love, but I don't even have a chance to fall in love.
39、你是神童，你就是一个神经病同志。
You're a child prodigy. You're a psycho.
Men quit smoking just like women lose weight, there will always be tomorrow.
Time lost balance, my world is only yesterday.
42、不要再来伤害我，我不想在被骗。
Don't hurt me again, I don't want to be cheated.
43、人生就是一场戏，我们都是奥斯卡影帝。
Life is a play, we are all Oscar winner.
44、成熟，就是越来越觉得以前旳自己是个煞笔。
Is more and more mature, think before he is an idiot.
45、问君能有几多愁，恰似太监上青楼。
Ask how much you can worry about, just like a eunuch on the brothel.
46、哥虽然不能普度众生，但哥能祸害苍生。
Brother although not serving, but brother can the scourge of the common people.
47、自己熬的夜，跪着也要爬起床。
Go to bed on your own and get up on your knees.
48、我只想要表达我的爱，不然我会疯掉。
I just want to express my love, or I'll go crazy.
49、没有失恋过一次，你都不知道自己有多贱！
No lovelorn once, you do not know how cheap they are!
50、小小的我，用世俗的眼光看穿一切。
Little me, see everything through worldly eyes.
51、我一个人，给她所有的爱。你，滚！
I am alone, giving her all my love. You, roll!
52、茂盛的禾苗需要水分；成长的少年需要学习。
Maosheng need of water; the growth of the juvenile need to learn.
53、不懂我的人，我和你无法沟通。
People who don't understand me, I can't communicate with you.
54、一场雨，一把伞，一条街，一个人行走。
A rain, an umbrella, a street, a person walking.
55、无论我变得如何强大，你仍然会是我的弱点。
No matter how strong I become, you will still be my weakness.
56、杀过狼，放过虎，曾经是个二百五。
Kill the wolf, let go tiger, once was a two hundred and fifty.
57、踏破铁鞋无觅处，前面的大娘请你让路。
Difficult to find, in front of your aunt way.
58、犹豫不决的女人，始终是人生最大的败笔。
Shilly-shally woman, life is always the biggest flaw.
59、海誓山盟都是一种玩笑，谁能许谁天荒地老。
They exchange solemn vows and pledges of a joke, who can make who everlasting.
60、宁我负天下人，不叫天下人负我！
I prefer the world, I do not call people all over the world!
61、与其为了不爱你的人去死，不如现在早早死。
It is better to die early than to die for those who do not love you.
62、女大十八变，越变越随便。
Female big eighteen change, change more and more casually.
63、自从把你拉入黑名单，腰不酸了，腿不疼了。
Since you pulled into the blacklist, the waist is not sour, the leg does not hurt.
64、如果你想要无可取代，就必须时刻与众不同。
If you want to be replaced, you must always be different.
65、我正好手痒，你正好欠揍。
My hands are just you, just you.
66、我一失足成大瘸子，再回首又闪了腰。
When I slip into a cripple, I turn my back again.
67、如你所见，这是我的可悲之处。
As you can see, this is my sad place.
68、所谓情话，就是他用来骗你心的谎话。
The so-called love talk is the lie he uses to deceive your heart.
69、黄瓜必须拍，人生必须嗨。
Cucumber must be patted, life must be hi.
70、暗恋是哑剧，说出来了就是悲剧！
Unrequited love is a pantomime, and it's tragedy to say it!
71、让青春叛逆地开头吧，它会笑着结尾的！
Let youth begin in rebellion; it laughs at the end!
72、别人骂：好狗不挡道，你就答；好驴不乱叫。
Others scold: a good dog out of the way, you have a good donkey; don't yell.
73、人生自古谁无死励志网http://wWw.qqZf.cN/，那个拉屎不用纸。
Since ancient times, who does not die, that shit, not paper.
74、在生命中，再无聊的时光也是限量版。
In life, boring time is limited edition.
75、哪有那么多未来等着你，你只有现在。
There's so much future waiting for you, you just have it now.
76、爱情就像是花瓶一样，被人一捣鼓就碎了。
Love is like a vase, a fiddle was broken.
77、岂有此理，还没有耍够，就又要开学了。
Not playing enough, There is no such a rule!, it started up again.
78、不喜欢我的话就去吃屎，吃到喜欢我为止。
If you don't like what I say, eat shit and eat like me.
79、记忆残缺的只剩思念，流年撕碎骄傲的容颜。
Memory incomplete, only missed, fleeting tears, proud of the appearance.
80、宁愿高傲地发霉，也不要委屈地恋爱。
Prefer to be proud of the mildew, do not wronged love.
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